Once a year we celebrate With stupid h...
I think I ve got a crush on Celine Dion The way she beat...
When I look around me I can t believe what I see...
It s the festive season There s singing and shopping a...
Girl you think I m the bomb But I m old enough to be dating...
Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fe...
Chorus Christmas is almost here x3 Aaahhhgg...
It s Christmas in Ignace Mommy s got a rock she ...
Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked...
Every rock band has this guy Not many people re...
Christmas is here where did the time go Got to load ...
The holidays are over you ve gained twenty pounds...
Darling for you I think of what I d so To keep you safe an...
Watchin television one afternoon Lookin for a movie o...
One year I got a dog for Christmas and I gave it to ...
I bought me an auto an 81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the...
Ich bin ein Hai bin ein Hai ein Killer de...
Hey kid why the long face Is it cuz Santa Cla...
Best things in life are not free But you don t need ...
Scott became famous for freezing to...
Often on the weekend I ll jump in my car I ...
Listen up brothers and sisters come hear my d...
When Christmas rolls around Santa s...
George Washington was the president But now h...
This year at Christmas everybody s feeli...
I once was a happy man of sound and stable mi...
I met you in biology in high school You t...
CHORUS Drink with me drink with me Drink with me drink...
From the deepest darkest depths of WHITBY Comes this sordid ...
This week This week only No money down No payments ...
Well me an my buddies we got us some beer And a great ...
I came to town in the heat A lonely man with tired feet C...
The table s set ant the turkey s out Christmas is...
Can t think of anything to sing about Not much out there to ...
Christmas makes me realize how greatly thing...
I spend my days watching TV with a beer O...
I am Cow hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I...
My country s bigger than most And if asked I boast C...
About six months ago someone came with a pe...
I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver Th...
I used to be a farmer and I made a livi...
Oh Johnny was a tall man but his memory wa...
If you haven t heard of me I wouldn t be surprise...
Trevor s lines are italicized WINNEBAGO Oh yeah Oh man It...
When you hear that I m a cowboy and I work...
It s great to be a nerd It s great to be a nerd T...
I m feeling hungry empty tummy and I want to m...
Special guest vocalist Mike s dad Bob McCormick Mi...
It s early in the morning way before dawn I down a ...
Santa s coming and he s gonna k...
