He's into austere living
wattle huts and Rootleaf stew,
The advice that he was giving
It seemed to offer me a clue.
I came, for a Master looking,
following Obi-Wan's advice
He tested me while he was cooking,
I'm afraid that I was not nice.
He will make you climb trees
and go running through the rain,
You'll do crazy handstands
while he watches with his cane
"Boy, you've got to train!" Come on!
"Lift rocks to the sky!",
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
On you he will spy
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
"Boy, there is no try!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.
I felt cold and death down below
In a cave, beneath a tree,
He said "in you must go";
Livin' la Vida Yoda.
Saw Han, Leia, and Chewie
They were in pain, that much was clear
"It is the future you see"
At his words, I began to fear
"I must go," I said, "They've been caught"
But his words then stopped me cold.
"You'd destroy all for which they have fought"
I trusted him, so wise and old.
But I saw that vision
over and over again,
As I left he said "Mind what you've learned,
Save you it can!"
But right now I must free Han! Come on!
"Boy, you must not fly!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
But my friends will die!
While I'm livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
You know there's no why
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda,
Livin' la Vida Yoda.
wattle huts and Rootleaf stew,
The advice that he was giving
It seemed to offer me a clue.
I came, for a Master looking,
following Obi-Wan's advice
He tested me while he was cooking,
I'm afraid that I was not nice.
He will make you climb trees
and go running through the rain,
You'll do crazy handstands
while he watches with his cane
"Boy, you've got to train!" Come on!
"Lift rocks to the sky!",
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
On you he will spy
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
"Boy, there is no try!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.
I felt cold and death down below
In a cave, beneath a tree,
He said "in you must go";
Livin' la Vida Yoda.
Saw Han, Leia, and Chewie
They were in pain, that much was clear
"It is the future you see"
At his words, I began to fear
"I must go," I said, "They've been caught"
But his words then stopped me cold.
"You'd destroy all for which they have fought"
I trusted him, so wise and old.
But I saw that vision
over and over again,
As I left he said "Mind what you've learned,
Save you it can!"
But right now I must free Han! Come on!
"Boy, you must not fly!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
But my friends will die!
While I'm livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
You know there's no why
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda,
Livin' la Vida Yoda.
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