Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmas time.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
a-and when he finally showed up,
we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmas time.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
a-and when he finally showed up,
we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch.
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