Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobies boobies,
My chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right, yeah,
Oh boobies boobies,
My breasts are completely faux,
and now my sweater's tight.
Yeah
Surgery, I want to be a "G"
Bigger mammaries,

Oh baby baby
I got Double "D"'s it's true,
Now you've all been blinded,
Oh pretty boobies, you are so big, and ,oh, so new
that's just the wasy I planned it!
Golly,
RollingStone was naughty.
See me, baby, barely wearing clothes now.
Oh because
CHORUS
Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later...
The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes but I ll concede I d rather see then be ...
The Aardvark is really a curious creature If you re an ant then he s likely to eat cha Although his long nose ma...
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she s very plai...
Sie sehen mich meinen Vorgarten maehen Ich weiss sie denken dass ich weiss und nerdig unmodisch bin Sie d...
Your butt is wide well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I ll sit on you The word is out better treat me right Ca...
How come you re always such a fussy young man Don t want no Captain Crunch don t want no Raison Bran Well don t y...
Yeah A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay My house is filled with this crap S...
Hi Ya Garrets Hi Raul You Wanna Go For a Ride On What ON THIS Barbies Such a Bitch She Is Just A Witch ...
What is this song all about Can t figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go I wish you d tell m...
