ladies and gentlemen, where is bimbo #5?
are you ready for the billenium?
1,2,3 4 6 everybody in the car lets go have sex
to the hotel around the corner
girls wanna do the president but i really dont wanna
get caught like i did last year
i found a new girl with a great big rear
i had monica, jennifer, paula, and cathline and maybe five other girls in between
but i like to try a new piece of pork
but 'ol punky legs is in New York
if shes alive i will try to jumple,
then i will dump her
(chorus)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of jennifer out the door
a little bit of paula on the bed
a little bit of hillary im all nice
bimbo #5
honey cough!! hahaha
hey baby, have you ever been in a 40 billion dollar investigation?
as a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seal on them
hey wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? hahaha
note to myself.....
nail her later
(chorus 3)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of cathline out the door
jennifer lopez in my bed
a little bit of hillary now im dead
ohh i do love new york
wont you please elect my wife
ya know get her out of the house
cuz i got yard work to do
yea thats right yard work
bimbo #6?
are you ready for the billenium?
1,2,3 4 6 everybody in the car lets go have sex
to the hotel around the corner
girls wanna do the president but i really dont wanna
get caught like i did last year
i found a new girl with a great big rear
i had monica, jennifer, paula, and cathline and maybe five other girls in between
but i like to try a new piece of pork
but 'ol punky legs is in New York
if shes alive i will try to jumple,
then i will dump her
(chorus)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of jennifer out the door
a little bit of paula on the bed
a little bit of hillary im all nice
bimbo #5
honey cough!! hahaha
hey baby, have you ever been in a 40 billion dollar investigation?
as a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seal on them
hey wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? hahaha
note to myself.....
nail her later
(chorus 3)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of cathline out the door
jennifer lopez in my bed
a little bit of hillary now im dead
ohh i do love new york
wont you please elect my wife
ya know get her out of the house
cuz i got yard work to do
yea thats right yard work
bimbo #6?
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