I wrote a letter to the President
I said
"Hey man your money's better spent
Trying to bring back Ms. Monroe for me
Before I get too old for her"
Wouldn't you know I got a letter back
He said
"We got doctors in the lab
Trying to bring back Ms. Monroe for you
Before you get too old for her"
Well, well and the very next day
I got a package in the mail
Low and behold and there she was
And I fell in love with her
I sent the President a letter back
I said
"Tell your doctors in the lab
Next time you take this poor girl apart
Be sure to replace her heart
Because she's exactly like a doll
She don't feel anything at all"
Next day I was watching TV
Low and behold but who should I see
It was none other than you know who
Singin'
"Happy birthday Mr. President
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you"
I said
"Hey man your money's better spent
Trying to bring back Ms. Monroe for me
Before I get too old for her"
Wouldn't you know I got a letter back
He said
"We got doctors in the lab
Trying to bring back Ms. Monroe for you
Before you get too old for her"
Well, well and the very next day
I got a package in the mail
Low and behold and there she was
And I fell in love with her
I sent the President a letter back
I said
"Tell your doctors in the lab
Next time you take this poor girl apart
Be sure to replace her heart
Because she's exactly like a doll
She don't feel anything at all"
Next day I was watching TV
Low and behold but who should I see
It was none other than you know who
Singin'
"Happy birthday Mr. President
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you"
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