Oh please forgive me Mrs. Johnson
You see I was in Wisconsin
And I'm sorry that I'm late
But can't you appreciate
That I was staring down a barrel of a loaded 38
Yeah I was tortured by the CIA for crimes against the state
But I escaped
I hope I'm not too late to class
I hope I pass and make the grade
I'll have it made
As soon as I get home I'll get another mom
And there's one thing I can do
When I need to save my hide
I'll tell another
Tell another
Tell another
Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by
Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by
But I didn't see that sign because I'm colorblind
And I'd sure appreciate it if you'd let me off the hook
See I mistook the light for green since it's the only color I can see
And if you'd do me just one favor
See, my wife went into labor
Down at alto baked
And I hope I'm not too late
Yeah
And there's one thing I can do
When I need to save my hide
I'll tell another
Tell another
Tell another
Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by
Yeah there's one thing I can do to survive
I've got to tell another little white lie
Oh I'll tell another white lie to get me by
You see I was in Wisconsin
And I'm sorry that I'm late
But can't you appreciate
That I was staring down a barrel of a loaded 38
Yeah I was tortured by the CIA for crimes against the state
But I escaped
I hope I'm not too late to class
I hope I pass and make the grade
I'll have it made
As soon as I get home I'll get another mom
And there's one thing I can do
When I need to save my hide
I'll tell another
Tell another
Tell another
Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by
Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by
But I didn't see that sign because I'm colorblind
And I'd sure appreciate it if you'd let me off the hook
See I mistook the light for green since it's the only color I can see
And if you'd do me just one favor
See, my wife went into labor
Down at alto baked
And I hope I'm not too late
Yeah
And there's one thing I can do
When I need to save my hide
I'll tell another
Tell another
Tell another
Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by
Yeah there's one thing I can do to survive
I've got to tell another little white lie
Oh I'll tell another white lie to get me by
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