The magazine is now my good friend
I'm thrilled the moment it is opened
It feels so beautiful to pretend
I'm glad it's not goddamned sensational
Rolling up my sleeves to find out
What the stinking fuss is about
I need to prove without a doubt
That nobody is losing their marbles
Quality control is sure great
Any job done well is first rate
Pride in workmanship is worth the wait
Happiness is a thirty day warranty
The diet I've been on is so good
I've lost more weight than I thought I could
My abs are like they're made of fine wood
I fit right in with the people I admire most
I'm thrilled the moment it is opened
It feels so beautiful to pretend
I'm glad it's not goddamned sensational
Rolling up my sleeves to find out
What the stinking fuss is about
I need to prove without a doubt
That nobody is losing their marbles
Quality control is sure great
Any job done well is first rate
Pride in workmanship is worth the wait
Happiness is a thirty day warranty
The diet I've been on is so good
I've lost more weight than I thought I could
My abs are like they're made of fine wood
I fit right in with the people I admire most
Black like the Black like the home of time Green like the Green like the naive child You can t be ready ...
So since the surgery how s that ghost limb Hey man say man have you been rubbin your nub Por favor De no sacar los ma...
Take this saleman for example A selfless act of bravery Now he s rewarded with free favors Luck smiled ...
The pathetic sight of your sunken eyes The angular lines of your hips and waist The light and the dark Of your vall...
There is no rodeo in Joliet No great waterhole in Downer s Grove The old windbag blows the old windbag bl...
Happy snakes are here again The skies above are gray Let s drown ourselves in beer again Drug addiction s he...
My confounded partner says Meow meow meow beep beep I m woke up to start some shit In they cloak room Next ti...
Alvin s feelin restless cellblock H A carton of smokes for 10 mintues of pleasure Say if I cannot have you nobody ...
You use mistletoe You use mistletoe I call poison control You try to kill me You try to kill me I call poison c...
I m going to go Smoke in the shower I need to piss down the stairs I m so damned sick of this Stupid bullshit That I...
