Now, I'm your Jazz Butcher, and you've heard my name,
But you've wondered about my game. We're gonna tell you right now.
Stay on the scene like a... fruit machine.
Aw, now it's happy hour in the abbatoir.
You mash-potato with a fried alligator.
You get down on your back. Do you like it like that?
I said my meat is the best, and it's written on my vest,
It's a fact, because
I'm the Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher - whoooa Oh Oh Oh.
Now you're walking around with your head on the ground;
The Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher - whoooa Oh Oh Oh.
We're gonna ham it up now...
Aw, hit me.
SSSSHHH - hey, hey, what's that sound?
Everybody dig what's going down.
I need a taxi home...
All the trains have closed down...
And my girlfriend's gone home with her sister...
I need a taxi home...
I need a taxi home...
AW SOMEBODY TURN THAT SAXOPHONE OFF!
Here comes the bit about New York buildings...
The New York buildings are immensely tall... and not at all offensive.
But you've wondered about my game. We're gonna tell you right now.
Stay on the scene like a... fruit machine.
Aw, now it's happy hour in the abbatoir.
You mash-potato with a fried alligator.
You get down on your back. Do you like it like that?
I said my meat is the best, and it's written on my vest,
It's a fact, because
I'm the Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher - whoooa Oh Oh Oh.
Now you're walking around with your head on the ground;
The Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher, Jazz Butcher - whoooa Oh Oh Oh.
We're gonna ham it up now...
Aw, hit me.
SSSSHHH - hey, hey, what's that sound?
Everybody dig what's going down.
I need a taxi home...
All the trains have closed down...
And my girlfriend's gone home with her sister...
I need a taxi home...
I need a taxi home...
AW SOMEBODY TURN THAT SAXOPHONE OFF!
Here comes the bit about New York buildings...
The New York buildings are immensely tall... and not at all offensive.
Well he s just a baby He lives im Korb And his mother s so proud of him He s got beautiful snow...
Striding through the mighty redwoods Battling with the grizzly bear Mighty monster of the forest Bigfoot Bi...
Let s go let s go One Two Three Four ESTER Burke and Hare ESTER I m coming for you ES...
Two beautiful tons of Detroit steel I wanna take you to Bakersfield Hygenically challenged American chrome Sp...
I saw you here some years ago you ve had your teeth fixed I don t know You re too old to be cute in y...
The words just came when I opened my mouth The words just came when I opened my mouth The...
Well I ve been here for a million years Got a ton or two of flesh and flies round my ears I ve got a name a...
Hey Ben I saw the whole thing on T V And Ben He looked really beautiful You I couldn t see But the ugliest thing was ...
It s not the way you look though it s the way you look it might do Makes me act like such a fool So self co...
I m going mad I believe every word I say I believe I m going mad but I know we ve got to keep him away No...
