Two beautiful tons of Detroit steel
I wanna take you to Bakersfield
Hygenically challenged American chrome
Spread all across the lawn of our motel home
I wanna take you to Bakersfield (x4)
Oh let me take you there, I've got a pass for the track
Yeah yeah yeah!
In a fat back lounge at the end of the day
We'll be soaking all the dust off the desert away
Clyde's in the bathroom with Tiny the gator
Yeah I wanna be your top eliminator
Oh yes I do
I wanna take you to Bakersfield (x8?)
I wanna take you to Bakersfield
Hygenically challenged American chrome
Spread all across the lawn of our motel home
I wanna take you to Bakersfield (x4)
Oh let me take you there, I've got a pass for the track
Yeah yeah yeah!
In a fat back lounge at the end of the day
We'll be soaking all the dust off the desert away
Clyde's in the bathroom with Tiny the gator
Yeah I wanna be your top eliminator
Oh yes I do
I wanna take you to Bakersfield (x8?)
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