I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La La La
La La La
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names in songs so they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
La La
La La La La La
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe
La La
La La La La La
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
But there's nothing more to say
'Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage
This is my SNL monologue
La la
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la
La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La La La
La La La
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names in songs so they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
La La
La La La La La
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe
La La
La La La La La
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
But there's nothing more to say
'Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage
This is my SNL monologue
La la
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la
La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
We were both young when I first saw you I close my eyes And the flashback starts I m standing there On a balco...
Wir waren beide jung als ich dich zum ersten mal sah Ich schliesse meine Augen Und schaue zurueck Ich stehe da...
Es war einmal ich glaube es war ein Dienstag als ich in deinen Augen gefangen war Und Wir waren in etw...
Verse 1 Youre on the phone with your girlfriend Shes upset Shes going off about something that you sa...
Du atmest tief durch und gehst durch die Tueren Es ist der morgen deines aller ersten Tages du sagst Hi zu deinen...
Du telefonierst Mit deiner Freundin sie ist aufgebracht Sie regt sich ueber etwas auf Was du gesagt ha...
Ich werde niemals fort gehen mit den wind Lass mich gehen Lass mich hingehen wo ich will Bis du die tuer oeffnest...
Say you re sorry that face of an angel comes out just when you need it too as I paced back and forth all this...
Drew looks at me I fake a smile so he won t see That I want and I m needing Everything that we sho...
Hey Stephen ich weiss Blicke koennen taeuschen aber ich weiss ich habe ein Licht in dir gesehen Und als wir s...
