Penis Song
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have
a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,

best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in pbulic,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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