I like Chinese
The world today is absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and
they're ready to to please.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of
them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them,
that's what I say.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly,
without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're wise, and they're witty,
and they're ready to please.
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren [Wo, I chumba run] Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren Ni Hao Ma?
Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zai zhen [Ne hamma? ... Chi Chen]
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They're food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
yin and yang-ese.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese...
The world today is absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and
they're ready to to please.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of
them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them,
that's what I say.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly,
without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're wise, and they're witty,
and they're ready to please.
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren [Wo, I chumba run] Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren Ni Hao Ma?
Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zai zhen [Ne hamma? ... Chi Chen]
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They're food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
yin and yang-ese.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese...
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