My Mom Songtext - Eminem

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aight
Yo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first...
Here we go now!

[Chorus]
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse 1]
My Mom, My Mom, I know you're probably tired
of hearing 'bout My Mom, oohoh-Woohoh
But this is just a story of when I was just a
shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ium

Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it, to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least 3 stomach aches
Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup? Bitch you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for
Slut, you need to leave me the, fuck alone I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon, and colour a fuckin' zebra

[Chorus]
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse 2]
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?

But my buzz only last about 2 minutes!
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, My valium
My vaaaaaaaaliuuuuummmmmmmm

[Verse 3]
Man I never thought that I could ever be
a drug addict, Naah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually, what has ended up happening
A tragedy, a fuckin' pass ended up catching me, and it's
Probably where i got aquanted with the taste ain't it
Pharmecuticals are the bomb maa', I'm beautiful
She killed the fuckin' dog, with the medicince she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin' asprin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack, you hungry you fuckin' brat
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, But I don't need, well fuck it then, break it up
Take a little peice and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Alright Maa', you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it, and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

[Chorus]
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Outro]
My Mom, I'm just like her
My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom.. My Mom, My Momma
My Mommy, I like my momma...
Sorry Mom! I still love ya though! *Kiss*
Dr. Dre 2010, and this shit is hella hard homie, now take us on outta here. WOOOOO!

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