My kitchen floor started cracking
And out jumped a man
Big, red and horny
I was shaking the devils hand
You've got a hell of a reputation
Thats the name of my game
Been digging all night
'Cause I heard your name
Got a mean main reason have no fear
But first we'll plays some poker
And have a warm beer
Let's play a little poker
And have a nize hot beer
I will smash your windows burn your mail
I tied ten knots on the devils tail
I can eat a horse even chew nail
I tied ten knots on the devils tail
Doing the things that I do best
But the poor devil looked mess
I will smash your windows...
Though he was red
He seemed kind of pale
Then I tied ten knots
On the devils tail
I dumped him in his hole
Heard the echoes of the scream
Hey boyscout from below
Now tell me who's mean!
I won't smash your windows...
I'm so rough I spent summer in jail
'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail
I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale
But I tied ten knots on the devils tail
And out jumped a man
Big, red and horny
I was shaking the devils hand
You've got a hell of a reputation
Thats the name of my game
Been digging all night
'Cause I heard your name
Got a mean main reason have no fear
But first we'll plays some poker
And have a warm beer
Let's play a little poker
And have a nize hot beer
I will smash your windows burn your mail
I tied ten knots on the devils tail
I can eat a horse even chew nail
I tied ten knots on the devils tail
Doing the things that I do best
But the poor devil looked mess
I will smash your windows...
Though he was red
He seemed kind of pale
Then I tied ten knots
On the devils tail
I dumped him in his hole
Heard the echoes of the scream
Hey boyscout from below
Now tell me who's mean!
I won't smash your windows...
I'm so rough I spent summer in jail
'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail
I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale
But I tied ten knots on the devils tail
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