My Band Songtext - D12

INTRO:
I don't know dude
I think everyone's all
jealous and shit yuz
I'm like the lead singer
of a band dude
And I think everyone's
got a fuckin problem
with me dude
And they need to take
it up with me
after the show
Because...

CHORUS:
These chicks don't even
know the name of my band
But they're all on me like
they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know
that I'll the man
All because I'm the lead
singer of my band

VERSE 1 (EMINEM):
So I get off stage right
and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks
and I'm all like
"What's up ladies,
my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby!"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him
Becky,oh my fuckin' god,it's Eminem!
I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock
Please won't you please let me suck you cock?"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin',all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt
and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna stral the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
And all the other guys just despise me be

CHORUS

VERSE 2 (SWIFTY):
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph,you're a liar
And no I'm Swift
(oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only 10 percent?
And these guys they can find every area code
(Em:"Proof carry my big!")
Bitch carry your own!
Can't make it to the stage,
security in my way
(Who the fuck are you?Where's Obie and Dre?)

VERSE 5 (BIZARRE):
God dammt I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo
and make some loop
I told you I made the beats
and wrote all the raps
Till Konartis slipped me some crack
"Lose yourself"video I was in the back
"Superman"video I was in the back
Fuck the media,I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall,ask us the questions
Like"who's D12?",how get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach,bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a alf
and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12,I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with
The Real Roxanne

EMINEM:
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know
that you don't know my band...

CHORUS

OUTRO:
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!

EMINEM:
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band,my salsa
makes all the pretty girls anna dance
My salsa,look out for my next single,
it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa,salsa,salsa,salsa,my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girl wanna dance
And take off their underpants,my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

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