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Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walking on from our house Christmas Eve,
you can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
1. She's been drinking too much eggnock,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication
and she staggered out hte door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoofprints on her forehead,
should we open up her gifts or send 'em back?
3. Now the goose is on the table,
and the pudding made of fig.
And the blue and silver candles,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I'd warned all my friends and neighbours:
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a lisence
to a man that drives a sleight and plays with elfs!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walking on from our house Christmas Eve,
you can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
1. She's been drinking too much eggnock,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication
and she staggered out hte door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoofprints on her forehead,
should we open up her gifts or send 'em back?
3. Now the goose is on the table,
and the pudding made of fig.
And the blue and silver candles,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I'd warned all my friends and neighbours:
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a lisence
to a man that drives a sleight and plays with elfs!
