Dennis is a menace
With his "Anyone for tennis?"
And he'd beseech me to come keep the score.
And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"
I really can't stand it anymore...
I'm going...out to dinner,
With a gorgeous singer,
To a little place I know,
Down by the key.
Her name is Patricia,
She calls herself Delicia
And the reason isn't
Very hard to see.
She said, God made her a sinner
Just to keep those fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps
Before her feet.
They hang around in groups
Like battle weary troops,
One can often see the
Queue right down the street.
Because Patricia
Or Delicia
Not only is a singer
And everyone detested,
The terrible manner in which
she was exposed
Later on in court
where everyone thought
A summer's run in jail
would be proposed..
But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock)
Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes...
And with a swing of her hips,
She started to strip
To tremendous applause
She took off her drawers
And with a lick of her lips
She undid all her clips,
Threw it all in the air
And everyone stared
And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor,
The police were yelling out for more (more)
On a Saturday night
In 1924
With his "Anyone for tennis?"
And he'd beseech me to come keep the score.
And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"
I really can't stand it anymore...
I'm going...out to dinner,
With a gorgeous singer,
To a little place I know,
Down by the key.
Her name is Patricia,
She calls herself Delicia
And the reason isn't
Very hard to see.
She said, God made her a sinner
Just to keep those fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps
Before her feet.
They hang around in groups
Like battle weary troops,
One can often see the
Queue right down the street.
Because Patricia
Or Delicia
Not only is a singer
And everyone detested,
The terrible manner in which
she was exposed
Later on in court
where everyone thought
A summer's run in jail
would be proposed..
But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock)
Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes...
And with a swing of her hips,
She started to strip
To tremendous applause
She took off her drawers
And with a lick of her lips
She undid all her clips,
Threw it all in the air
And everyone stared
And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor,
The police were yelling out for more (more)
On a Saturday night
In 1924
Snow is falling snow is falling on the ground In the forest in the forest there s no sound A shallow grav...
Maybe I didn t love you quite as good as I should have Maybe I didn t hold you quite as often as I coul...
Niemals habe ich so ein wunderbares Aussehen erblickt als dich heute Nacht Niemals sah ich deinen Glanz so le...
Es war tief in der Nacht er beeilte sich wie ein Mann auf der Flucht Ein Leben der Vorbereitung au...
Ein Raumfahrer kam in seinem Schiff aus weiter Ferne angeflogen Es ist Lichtjahre her als sein...
There are those who think that love comes with a lifetime guarantee But we know from those around us that this ...
I ve never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight I ve never seen you shine so bright I ve never seen ...
Breaking bread and drinking wine talking deep into the night Just dreaming dreams and making plans foreve...
Was mache ich jetzt nur als naechstes fragte der Bischof den Priester Mein ganzes Leben lang habe ich gewartet ...
I m standing in the station I am waiting for a train To take me to the border And my loved one far away I wat...
