Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to
The most popular B.M.F. concert
Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards
Is Rory "Mr. Casio" Mitchell
And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar

And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes
Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr. Colin" "Clo" Reid
CHORUS
And finally tonight, on the screaming
Is me: Mister Asshole
CHORUS
THE END
The most popular B.M.F. concert
Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards
Is Rory "Mr. Casio" Mitchell
And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar

And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes
Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr. Colin" "Clo" Reid
CHORUS
And finally tonight, on the screaming
Is me: Mister Asshole
CHORUS
THE END
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