Monster (in my pants)
there's a monster in my pants
and it does a nasty dance
when it moves in and out
everybody starts to shout
monster AHHH!
monster ahhh..
get out of here monster!
monster!
monster!
get out of here monster!
there's a monster in my pants
and it does a naughty dance
when it sees the light of day
you can hear the people say
oh no a monster!
oh no a monster!
oh no oh oh oh no a giant monster
monster!
monster!
oh no a giant monster!
Shut the window bolt the door
they don't wear pants on the other side of France
but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast
monster!
monster!
oh gee a pregnant monster!
there's a monster on the run
and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air
all the people stop and stare
the guys give a yell (uuuuh!)
and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it's giant claws
and it's razor sharp beak
guy: gosh will you look at that thang!
girl: and I thought dinosaurs were extinct!
(brüllen und schreien)
there's a monster in my pants
and it does a nasty dance
when it moves in and out
everybody starts to shout
monster AHHH!
monster ahhh..
get out of here monster!
monster!
monster!
get out of here monster!
there's a monster in my pants
and it does a naughty dance
when it sees the light of day
you can hear the people say
oh no a monster!
oh no a monster!
oh no oh oh oh no a giant monster
monster!
monster!
oh no a giant monster!
Shut the window bolt the door
they don't wear pants on the other side of France
but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast
monster!
monster!
oh gee a pregnant monster!
there's a monster on the run
and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air
all the people stop and stare
the guys give a yell (uuuuh!)
and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it's giant claws
and it's razor sharp beak
guy: gosh will you look at that thang!
girl: and I thought dinosaurs were extinct!
(brüllen und schreien)
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